EVERYONE IS A FILM CRITIC, SHAKESPEARE/ SLUMDOG AND THE ALL SEEING EYE

So I keep reading these articles that say the movie Slumdog Millionaire is glorifying slum life in India.  Or at best, critics are saying the film is trying to have it both ways and show semi realistic poverty and an upbeat fantasy with a hollywood ending.  I saw this movie last week and thought it was good but it did not blow my mind.  But I would like to take issue with some of the recent critiques of this film.  

First, let me tackle the issue of having it "both ways".  This film does try to provide some realistic notions of poverty in India.   The filmmakers used mostly uneducated Indian children who were not trained actors as the young kids in the film.  They shot the film in many of the real slums through out India.  And the scenes dealing with poverty are very harsh and shot with a hyper realistic quality. But Danny Boyle, the director of Slumdog, also has made a love story fantasy with a happy Hollywood ending.  So the critics are right he is having it both ways.  But it seems to me these critics have forgot what they learned from some writer named Shakespeare in junior high english class.  Mr. Shakespeare often used fantasy elements and comic relief to temporarily relieve the tension which made later dramatic scenes feel even more intense.  He knew how to contrast and compare using these fantasy and comedy elements to put the overall story in a heightened dramatic context.

And even though this film is a fictional fantasy with a happy ending it is not a typical hollywood happy ending.  Because one can not help but see how luck plays a part in these peoples lives.  And many critics might see that as glorifying slum life because it down plays the reality of what becomes of most people in poverty.  But that is the point.  Danny Boyle is pointing out that these kids, while strong are also lucky.  They survived, they had the integrity and dumb ass luck to make it to adulthood.  Because lets face it, one's life is often set by good or bad luck.  If you are born in the slums of India or the famine regions of Africa, that might just be bad luck.  I was born in a country where I have never known a day of starvation. Sure, we have our problems in the U.S. of A. but I feel I had good dumb ass luck of being born here.  So these kids having some good luck in this fictional film with so many harsh scenes shows how luck; good or bad plays in a person's life.  

There are many scenes of luck and many scenes of struggling through the worst of man's inhumanity towards man in this film, if the critics can not see how they heighten each other, they might want to retake that junior high english class.

 

And let me says this, all film is fictional even if based on real events.  Even the most realistic documentaries are fictional works of art. Someone decides what to shoot, how to film it and how to edit it.  All these are biased acts.  If you want realism, travel to the place and have your own experience.  Cinema is an art form, not a perfect all seeing eye.  

Now there are filmmakers who try to capture reality or a feeling of reality as close as possible.  Which leads me to the filmmaker which is best at this, Stan Brakhage. But in good cliff hanger fashion; I will talk about Stan Brakhage in my next post.  THE END.

RANT OF THE WEEK: HEY! NAKED ASIAN DUDE, TURN YOUR LIGHTS OFF!

Before I jump right into to this provocative titled blog, a little background info on my pad is needed to help with the feng shui of this post.  First, I live in a historic building that has a few hundred people living in it.  It's such a multicultural mix, one might think it is some kind of fascist enforced socialist Utopian housing project wet dream.  But in reality, we're just one diverse hood! 

Second, If you were to look at my apartment building from above you would see an "E" shaped structure with a roof top pool.  Meaning three 8 story high towers all connected together with two court yards in-between the towers.   I would just show you a picture but google earth won't let me cut and paste.   

Thirdly,  with so many apartments so close together, visitors usually make a note how the view is very Rear Windowesque.  The other tower across from me is less than 40 feet away.  And seeing as this building is over 80 years old, all the windows actually open.  And we must be a pretty happy bunch here; cause no one has jumped since I have lived here.  But any way, most people who have seen my apartment wonder why I chose the larger bedroom for my office and the smaller one for my actual bedroom.  Well the smaller one is farther from the street, so it is more quiet.  It also only has one window and is in the corner of the court yard; which makes it a lot darker.  I only sleep in that room, ok well, not only sleep but you get the point.  Sleeping is the bulk of the time spent in that room and I am one of those people that needs complete darkness.   I always have the vertical blinds closed and even have a black curtain over the blinds I myself have never even opened the window since moving in years ago.  But it is time to get on with the rant...

...So this past Sunday I stayed up late writing a short story.  It was way past my bed time; seeing as I had an early call time at work the next morning.  But I finally hit the hay around midnight.  Closed my eyes and was ready for some good shut eye.  But I couldn't fall asleep. Then I noticed there was light in my room.  A little light will usually leak in around the curtain but this seemed a lot brighter than the normal leakage.  So I pulled the curtain and blinds back and this ceiling light from the apartment across the way is beaming at me like it is a dwarf-dwarf star.  But then my eyes dilate and come into focus and I see this Asian dude sitting naked in his window with a lap top that is not on his lap and this bright light beaming overhead.  I did a double take because I had met the young lady who I thought lived in that apartment about a year before while waiting for the elevator because that apartment door is right next to the elevators.  But she must have moved out!  Because on this warm winter's night, it was still 70 degrees last Sunday night, naked Asian Dude sat in his window no less than forty feet away!  And let me say, 40 feet is close enough to tell the stereotype of Asian guys being small, ain't true for this guy.  So I quickly close my blinds and curtain cause I feel like I have done something dirty when all I wanted was a good night sleep.   But I see the light leaking past the edges of my curtain and I can't sleep cause now I feel violated.   Then I was thinking "what the fuck? Is this guy an exhibitionist or something?"  Then I realized he was probably just hot and talking to some hottie girl on the internet.  Which is fine but hey Asian dude, turns your lights off!!!!  First off, I need sleep and don't need the illuminating reminder of you piercing the sanctuary of my sleep chamber.  Second, I know it was past midnight but seeing as we are a diverse building; some kids might wake up to go potty cause they had too much tang, kool-aid, Redbull or what ever kids drink now a days and see you in your bright haloic glory.  So simply put, turn your lights off Asian dude, so the rest of us can get a good nights sleep!!!

  

POP CULTURE TIDBIT OF THE WEEK-EMOS FINALLY HAPPY AND EXCITED!

BARACK OBAMA IS PRESIDENT! And even the dark, depressed and near suicidal Emos are happy and excited!

And I am excited for our future, dare I say, yes we can do anything if we put our minds and hearts into it.

ARTISTIC CREATION OF THE WEEK: MYOSIS

Yes this is one of my films from the attic.  But my favorite one.  And the model in this film is Jake and her birthday is coming up, so I thought I would give her some props.  

Plus I just did the CINEMA PICK OF THE WEEK in the previous post and picked a traditional narrative Hollywood film.  So I had to spice it up with something non-narrative and non-traditional.  

Enjoy.

CINEMA PICK OF THE WEEK: PAPERMOON

Seeing as our fair country is in the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression, I picked the film PAPER MOON, about two con artists grifting during the depression, as my first cinema pick of the week.  This 1973 film by Peter Bogdanovich breaks a personal cinema rule I have and gets away with it.   I hate when movies are shot in black and white just to give an "old timey" feel.  It's so gimmicky and cheesy.  I have always felt color equals a specific time and place.  So use it in historical films.  If filmmaker(s) are making a movie that is symbolic or about another world or unreal place, black and white can work.  But in period pieces, it usually is just a gimmick.  But Paper Moon gets away with it!

And Tatum O'Neal as Addie Loggins is amazing.  I saw this film at age five and instantly fell in love with Tatum.  Ever since then, tomboys in overalls do it for me.

This film also seems appropriate because even though it deals with a pair of grifters; their crimes seem less than those bankers who just got almost a TRILLION dollars in bail out "loans" from us taxpayers.  

And the grifters in this movie are trying to stick together in hard times, which we need to do in trying times like the ones we face today.

And the last shot in this movie is one of the best last shots in cinema.

Hopefully Mr. Obama can make things better so we all don't have to go out and grift.

A NEW HOPE...

A NEW HOPE...no, not the line from Star Wars, but a rebirth if you will.  It is a new year and in two days we get a new President.  And Mr. Obama I wish you the best.  I am actually not caught up in the historic moment of you becoming the first African American President.  I realize the significance and importance but I just need you to get to work fast, so you can start to fix all the problems WE THE PEOPLE are facing.  But I thought, with the ringing in of a new era, I would start a new blog to help with the nurturing of this new era. 

So here is a run down of the kinds of posts that will be in ARTMARTYRS:     

• There will be JOURNAL type posts about my life, job, friends, family, politics, musings and babblings, etc.  
• But also this blog will contain an ARTISTIC CREATION OF THE WEEK.  These will be short films, short stories, photography and many varied art projects by me and my personal friends.
• MOST AMAZING THING I RECENTLY EXPERIENCED posts, well the title says it all!
• Another weekly post will be CINEMA PICK OF THE WEEK, where I talk a little why a certain film is worth seeing.  Most of the cinema picks will be gems from the past and not current films in release.
• Also there will be my RANT OF THE WEEK.  Most of the time they will probably be tongue and cheek.  
• And lastly there will be the POP TIDBIT OF THE WEEK.  This will encompass the  whole range of humanity or man's inhumanity towards man.
  

Let the creativity begin!

P.S. Mr. Obama, probably on Tuesday I will be caught up in the hoopla.  But Wednesday, Mr. President, lets get some shit done!